slastard

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body

a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute

by Josiah D. July 7, 2008

Billy Sastard

A nicer way of saying Silly Bastard, can be used around Parents, Grandparents, aunts, uncles, teachers, pets in all situations.

You name it this word can be used around it! :)

Have you seen what Jimmy has done to his hair?!?

He looks a bit of a Billy Sastard to me...

by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009

shastard

it's a shorter way of calling someone a shitty bastard.

shitty + bastard = shastard

pronounced (shass-turd)

stop annoying me u SHASTARD!!!!

by Nefty June 26, 2006

straterday

The day where you and your friends are (strat aka straight). Commonly used by people that are not in fact (straight).

A combination of the slang terms "strat", and "erreday".

Phil said "Hey man do you know what day of the week it is?"

Bob replied "Well we are strat erreday so it must be straterday!"

by A Clev October 12, 2009

startarded

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"

"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."

by angry mafia May 5, 2009

Spastardicated

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!

by Spasman May 31, 2017

Streetard

Your everyday normal person, who is not medically retarded, but acts in a way that makes you think, "man, that dumbfuck is retarded!" Used as to not offend medically retarded people.

Man, that fucker almost hit my car pulling out of the parking lot, what the streetard!

by SuperdyDuperty August 1, 2018