Strangling Antler

The act of masturbating before work

Sorry I’m late, I’ve spent most of my morning strangling antler

by hero_of_kvatch August 26, 2021

Otter strangling hands

When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.

He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy

by doubleunicycle September 10, 2021

Stangelangen

Stangelangen is a female name of Scandinavian origin. The name means "the long stick that shows the way to heaven". Women with this name are strong, independent individuals, who enjoy life to the fullest. Common Stangelangen activities include, climbing, teaching science, and evaluating the brain functioning and mental health of teenagers. Stangelan would be a perfect name for your baby girl.

Stangelangen is a women in STEM.

by Zero._0 November 2, 2023

Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

by Fi69 May 2, 2020

Chicken Strangling

To masturbate

Hey dude, I just strangled my chicken. Word up!

by Bruce Boxleitner June 12, 2003

Strangling the pig

When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.

Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"

by drizzle87 August 9, 2013

strangling the wildebeest

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

by Neologizer July 16, 2014