SHOMRIETY

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Adjective for "shomer" (not touching the opposite sex due to religious or other reasons)
Term used to describe how being shomer is for you

I'm really struggling with my SHOMRIETY today .. I want to hold his hand so badly!

by Shortyish August 16, 2022

Soberiety

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.

Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.

by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010

California Sobriety

California Sobriety or California Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizes Marijuana and Plant Medicines in Moderation.

Want to get drunk?

No thank you. I quit alcohol last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called California Sober, California Sobriety, or Cali Sober.

by Soberisdope April 1, 2021

Sobriety

A brain left to decide without influences.

"A drunk man's words may be a sober man's thoughts, but the thought to keep one's mouth shut isn't makes sobriety not the worst thing."

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 4, 2020

fake sobriety

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.

Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.

by mcJoo July 7, 2008

sobriety hangover

a) The general feeling of unpleasantness felt by alcoholics in the morning after a night of trying to sleep without the aid of intoxicants

Ugh... I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I hadn't had any beers and now I've got a wicked sobriety hangover.

by M B I February 26, 2009

Snobriety

A state of being so sober that you condescend unyieldingly to everyone who has a vice or two.

Most people's snobriety is too black and white bro.

by Bardic Jackalope March 13, 2019