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Red Stater

A deeply Christian white person, married young and then divorced. Has a lower than average level of knowledge and intelligence, prone to primitive suspicions regarding supported scientific theories such as greenhouse gases and evolution. Has had a poor education, and is less likely to hold a high school, college, or graduate degree than their blue state peer. Income is proportionate to their educational level. Prone to archaic displays of tribalism, manifested by chewing tobacco, driving a pickup truck, and owning a shirt with a confederate flag.

Always votes republican, for reasons unknown to them, but rationalized post hoc as having something to do with a mixture of self reliance, not giving tax money to black people, being able to shoot guns and discriminate against gays, and preventing the abortion they wish their ex-wife would have had. None of the ideals about being self reliant or keeping their hard earned money (it is, due to low education levels most form skilled and unskilled labor pools) prevents them from using and abusing liberal government programs like Social Security, Welfare, and Medicare should the situation present itself.
"I'm a proud red stater, voted for Bush twice cause he's gonna keep me safe. Course America got problems. After I got laid off after I hurt my back cause the doctors said my spine can't take all that weight, we've had to cut down. But at least we're mostly a Christian nation of god fearing folks."
by blue stater January 23, 2009
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Straterriferd

Scared+Terrified+Feared

Extreme amounts of fear.

Created by Mitchell Davis
Person 1: That movie we watched was pretty scary, huh?
Person 2: Yeah! I was sooo straterriferd last night! I couldn't sleep at all!
by LissaLoveXoX December 9, 2008
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STOTTER

This is a Scottish way of saying: Very handsome/cute
Acht yer a wee Stotter aye yea ur
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Stater

Denonym that refers to people from the United States of America, more specifically citizens.
The people of the United States are both Staters and Americans, since the U.S. is a part of America.

Many languages have a distinct recognition between people from America and people from the United States; in English, the former are called Americans and the later are called Staters.
by ThatEnglishTeacher June 28, 2018
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stratergy

A calculated technique, used by 21st century American presidents, when mere strategy will not be sufficient.
President Dubya, could you please explain your nukyular stratergy to us, sir?
by Buggieboy April 10, 2008
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straterday

The day where you and your friends are (strat aka straight). Commonly used by people that are not in fact (straight).

A combination of the slang terms "strat", and "erreday".
Phil said "Hey man do you know what day of the week it is?"

Bob replied "Well we are strat erreday so it must be straterday!"
by A Clev October 12, 2009
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old stoaker

Look at that old stoaker trying to chat up those young ladies
by Paul Haggarty July 23, 2005
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