steaming jack

First you carve a regular jack-o-lantern. Then you eat a bunch of nasty mexican or chinese food until you need to have some disgusting diarrhea. Do that business in your pumpkin, take everything to the house of someone you don't particularly care for. Light a candle and place it gently on top of your shit. Close the pumpkin up and run away.

Dude I had an asshole professor last semester so on Halloween I left him a steaming jack

by smydanl November 1, 2010

Steaming fudgecicle

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.

When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!

by Lgio April 20, 2013

sTEAping

Deep in thought, contemplating, considering.

Abel: what are you sTEAping about?
Cain: oh nothing...

by Justkindahere November 16, 2019

Steaming Richard

The action of stuffing poop into a sock, microwaving it, and then slapping one across the face with it.

If you don't stop doing that, I'll be forced to give you a steaming richard.

by BuckingFastard September 30, 2003

Steaming T-rav

A cup in Beer Pong that has been buiding up getting warm but it never drinken. Eventually leading to it being poured into cups for the next game so everyone has to drink hot beer that was originally poured 4 games earlier also commonly called a t-rav cup

"Drink that cup you got a Steaming T-rav there"

by Drunk123 May 28, 2009

Steaming Marge

The remnants left in the toilet after a person shits, and fails to flush.

Shaina began to gag, after entering the restroom, and discovering a Steaming Marge floating in the toilet.

by One Two February 7, 2008

Steaming Broc

-Steaming Broccoli; smoking marijuana

Bitch you better make a run to the produce section of wegman's before we hangout!!!
-Mom "What are you doing later?"
-Kid "Just having a cookout with some friends, Steaming Broc"

by Greg Geoffry July 21, 2009