A Stainer

This is when you finish masterbating or oral sex and the cum get all over ur bed sheets and clothes.

Dude! we accidently did a stainer all over my carpet!

by SICK BILLY December 26, 2005

Staines

The clue is in the name, it's a shit suburban town just outside of Greater London. Mostly inhabited by people who live in caravans and have on average 2 GCSEs. Sure there's a few London buses that serve Staines, but they just take you to even shitter places like Hounslow and Hanworth. If you're making the effort of leaving Zone 6 to go to Staines, make that extra trek and go to Windsor which is slightly less shit. Staines is most famous for being the home of Sacha Baron's Cohen "Ali G".

Friend 1: I heard that guy is from Staines

Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire

by memeulous January 3, 2017

stainer

Derived from a person who sucks. They are just a stain on the map. A person who ruins a good time, is unwanted or sits on the the bridge with the rats.

can be used in various forms: Staining; that stain; those stainz; stainzilla

1-Look at that stainer over there
2- Naa he's with Jim too....
1- oh yea.. those stainz

by gunzoid November 29, 2006

serious stainer

After taking a shit you keep wiping but it just won’t go clean.

Bro, i was stuck in the stall for 20minutes, i had a serious stainer!

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Orinoco-Stanners

A man who has only one testicle and has the tendency to walk lop-sided while walking with a companion down the street. The companion is always saying “stop fucking bumping into me...”, and the Orinoco-Stanners replies with “sorry, it’s my one ball”.

That Orinoco-Stanners is a right pain in the arse he keeps doing it, I wish he could walk in a straight line...

by Stanners Lover September 20, 2018

Drainer and stainer

drainer and stainer:
Vulva and anus

‘dogs were sniffing around my drainer and stainer ...’ Courtesy of Kate McKinnon on SNL

by Bartledoo April 22, 2020

crusty stainer

noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.

I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.

by Loganzo June 26, 2005