Squoof

a penis fart

Man, i was doing her in the butt and i squoofed

by Mucho Grande June 30, 2008

Swoof

Swoof is a word to determine whether or not someone is lieng. Used between friends it is a pact that they will not lie to each other on this word. If they do the other person is allowed to kick the person in the balls at 37.8% top speed.

Synonyms: Swear, Promise, For real

Bob: Dude! Last night at the night club was so crazy, I hooked up with like 5 girls.
George: Really?
Bob: Yeah dude! Swear on my mothers life!
George: Swoof?
Bob: Nah, but I danced with this one fat girl

by r-seudonym August 23, 2010

swoofter

"Swoofter" - originally a contraction of "pull a swift booster pal", now used in many other contexts.

To be told to "pull a swoofter" is loosely equivalent to, in the vernacular, "get the fuck out".

"Fuckin' pull a swoofter"
"Double dunt a swoofter and fuck off"
"Get your rat out ya pure swooftcake"

etc.

by Shaggatron June 17, 2009

Swoof

The sound it when it slides just in and fits just like a glove.

They embraced eachother , a swoofing sound echoed through the room as he slid in.

by Caden McTavish February 6, 2018

Sqwoosh

A sqwoosh is a girl with a bubbly personality and awesome, chubby cheeks.

Sqwoosh Face. Sqwoosh cheeks. Sqwoosh gut.

by CheekFiend January 4, 2010

swooft

A sarcastic way of saying swift, as in small and intellegent.

Oh, he's a swooft one.

by Adam S January 3, 2004

Swoofted

(verb) another form of scoop; to grab or extract someone or something; also use 'Swoof'

you were a mess last night, i swoofted you out the club

by shaquifah blue October 30, 2011