Swoof

Swoof (noun)- Swiss cheese of high quality. It is commonly consumed while drunk if you happen to be a big deal.

Damn I happen to be a big deal and intoxicated; moreover, I require swoof.

by Swank Resources May 19, 2010

Swoof

Swoof is a word to determine whether or not someone is lieng. Used between friends it is a pact that they will not lie to each other on this word. If they do the other person is allowed to kick the person in the balls at 37.8% top speed.

Synonyms: Swear, Promise, For real

Bob: Dude! Last night at the night club was so crazy, I hooked up with like 5 girls.
George: Really?
Bob: Yeah dude! Swear on my mothers life!
George: Swoof?
Bob: Nah, but I danced with this one fat girl

by r-seudonym August 23, 2010

Swoof

The sound it when it slides just in and fits just like a glove.

They embraced eachother , a swoofing sound echoed through the room as he slid in.

by Caden McTavish February 06, 2018

Swoof

A spiffy car

Dude your swoof is pimpin'

by The Bob! September 16, 2003

swoof

anything that is cool

That car is swoof.

by JB June 02, 2003

swoofing

the act of artfully or purposefully losing traction in snow or other inclimate weather

bryan was so excited by the 2 inches of snow we got that we had to go swoofing in the truck.

by erin knight February 03, 2010

swoof

When the Dreamy smurf tried to go to outerspace, the other smurfs gave him a potion that made him fall asleep. Then they all pretended to be swoofs so that Dreamy would think they were on a different planet.

"Papa Swoof! Papa Swoof! Gargamel's coming!"

by Azrial June 16, 2005