Squonking

When someone beats 4 Penguins in a shed in Bumfuck, Florida that's a full squonking.

That sevens player only wins by Squonking!

by Not Artemis Black! August 23, 2023

Squozen

Something that has been squeezed.

If something has been squeezed, what is it called after it has been squeezed....it is squozen now.

That fresh squeezed lemonade has squozen lemons in it.

by Squozen July 5, 2010

squoner

the period of male excitation before full erection

She was so hot that my squoner developed into a boner.

by squonerkid69 May 4, 2011

Squont

The action of squinting at someone because you're suspicious of their antics but you also squat at the same time for added emphasis

I'm suspicious of what you're saying so I Squont in your general direction.

by Alexm1987 December 21, 2016

squoze

Karl Pilkington's way of describing how Ricky Gervais squeezed his head

Karl Pilkington definiton of squoze 'He gets me head and puts one hand on the front of it and the other behind it and he just sort of swizzels it'

by Hardley Surton January 11, 2007

Squoze

Verb

The past tense of squeeze.

I done told her twice, but after 2 black eyes she left me no choice - I grabbed her by the neck and squoze the shit out of that mouthy bitch!

by AmatoryTeacher November 10, 2019

squonk

A mythical bird that is covered in warts who continously weeps in self-pity.

I saw a squonk sitting on one of the pumps at the gas station.

by Blue Junglist December 18, 2004