the art of spraying saliva from the gland beneath the tongue into the unsuspecting face of a person or persons usually whilst in converstation and usually whilst or shortly after drinking a citrus beverage.
1) Waiter: "are you ready to order sir?"
Cuthbert: "well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have anus for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!"
2) *yawn & squiffet combo* "oops"
Cuthbert: "well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have anus for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!"
2) *yawn & squiffet combo* "oops"
by Fat Lenny May 1, 2008
Get the squiffet mug.To persuade someone (Usually a parent) to let you get/do something they wouldn't normally allow. Often associated with cuteness.
"I'm going to be trying to squiffle my Dad into letting us get a cat over the next few days"
Or
"Hey, guess what?! I got a pony!!"
"Wow, how'd you manage that?!"
"Well.. lets just say that a certain amount of squiffling went on over the holidays.."
Or
"Hey, guess what?! I got a pony!!"
"Wow, how'd you manage that?!"
"Well.. lets just say that a certain amount of squiffling went on over the holidays.."
by Theycallmesquiffer January 12, 2012
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by StayInYourLaneBoi December 18, 2017
Get the squifflebat mug.A large straw inserted into the vagina and is blown upon by partner filling the cavity with air. Then female then forcefully pushes the straw blown air out of the vagina. Squiffing.
David heard Shelley squiffing after inserting a straw and blowing inside her vagina. Light squiffs could be heard throughout the night.
by La Cour New Orleans January 29, 2022
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by Webchat March 30, 2023
Get the Squifficated mug.Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered
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