Squidget

1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

2. Excellent; wonderful.

"Those kittens are SO Squidget!"

by Damaen February 22, 2003

squidget

The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.

"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"

"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."

by Jaggajack October 24, 2007

squidget

A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.

*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL

by President_Choob June 6, 2009

squidget

This girl that works at sears and is a squirt and a midget.

Hey squidget!

by Fire April 7, 2004

Squidley-Spooge

All bodyparts made into one, full body part.

*gets hit with dodgeball* AUGH! MY SQUIDLEY-SPOOGE!

by Paul Griffie January 11, 2005

Squidle

The pre-ejaculate fluids produced by a male squirtle.

Ash! You're pet just got squidle all over my new carpet!

by squirtsquirt August 27, 2011

squidgets

Pulsating lady parts

While heavy petting my gf, I noticed her lady parts were pulsating. Heavily. No joke it felt like a lubed-up human heart down there. She had a mad case of the squidgets.

Synonym: wet lady boner
Antonym: blue balls

by psydekik March 15, 2013