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Squidle

The pre-ejaculate fluids produced by a male squirtle.
Ash! You're pet just got squidle all over my new carpet!
by squirtsquirt August 27, 2011
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Squiglet

A goopy, bloppy load flying airborne from a ruined orgasm.
Charlie shot a huge squiglet across the room when Lucy caught him jacking off.
by Manatee Situation December 5, 2022
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squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.
I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!
by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
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choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
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Squilder

pronunciation: (skwil-der)

An orgasmic scream at the height of ecstasy launching out of a woman's mouth uncontrollably
i made her squilder

she squildered so loud my neighbors woke up

her squilder made me laugh
by Johnny Eberto August 3, 2009
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squidlippin

when coming off the lip of a wave in big surf, and your body resembles a squid
dude, that wave was so huge I was squidlippin all over the place
by maxbandit September 13, 2014
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Squiddles

Squiddles was a popular television show for kids and was aired in the 1990's. Except for the fact that it was popular with the small children it was soon canceled. It is rare to find merchandise or games from the show, but some fans still have the toys from when they were children.
''Wow this reminds me of Squiddles! I had forgot about this show. Ah nostalgia.''
''Why can't I find the episodes, I wish I had taped my favorite episode on VHS''
by LC the Awesome June 22, 2013
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