smidgeon

a small amount of something, used in cooking, mechanics, etc.

er boy! jus slap a smidgeon of that dang ol' right stuff on that surface and call it good.

by blockbfiend April 2, 2008

Squidmontolatriophobia

Fear of Brian with a Y (Bryan)

Bro 1: "Dude I have Squidmontolatriophobia"
Bro 2: "The fuck is that"
Bro 1: "The fear of Brian with a y"
Bro 2:"BRYAN?! UUUUUUGGGGGHH THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING"

by BigDaddyShrek :) October 9, 2021

squidgey

When you get that not so fresh feeling and need to do a check wipe.

I'm feeling a little squidgey right now.

by poemice March 17, 2006

Squingemontos

The act taking a pair of dirty underwear and throwing it against a wall and having it stick.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I totally took a crap in my pants, and I did a Squingemontos!

Guy 2: Aww, dude! That's so gnarly!

by Anonomippotamous January 6, 2010

squidgee

a small squid, or calamari.

Hey, lookit the squidgee that washed up on the beach!

by JOE August 21, 2003

squidgee

A guy whom is extremely white. Also called Whitey McWhiterson. Possibly a simple name without much meaning.

See also 5quidgee.

Squidgee's whiteness is blinding.

by <3 December 5, 2004

powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.

Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.

by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010