squelch

A popular sound in yaoi or gay anime/manga. It's most likely the sound of a character climaxing when being fingered another character. It can also be replaced with *splurge*or *splooge* and will also most likely me surrounded by a "*"

*one anime boy getting fingered by another*
Boy 1: I'm about to cum!
*squelch*

by TheGoldenShortman October 05, 2020

squelch

When a girl is on her period and all of the sudden she can feel this flow of juices (blood). It is normally silent but it is the most disgusting feeling in the world. Every girl who bleeds knows what this feeling is. No freaking joke.

Va: *squelch* ew. i just squelched.

Gina: thats sick. please say excuse me.

Va: no way, you turkey. you squelched on my FACE last weekend. YOU say excuse me! pervert.

by Billy Goater May 21, 2006

Squelched

To receive a proper squelching.

Oh no.... Casey is totally gonna get squelched by Tanner later

by Haha I’m beef May 30, 2020

squelching

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.

"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."

by Barry Spanners June 21, 2016

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Squelching

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)

Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

by SamIamIam_GreenEggsAndHam May 24, 2008

squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 15, 2004