A small town north of Vancouver, British Columbia and south of the sky resort of Whistler. The town is also known as Squamish and is inhabited by rednecks who work in the local factory.
You can test the pulp in the burgers at the local McDonalds; which is the towns main building. Squampton also has lots of drive-bys.
by Squam Town October 11, 2007
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There is absolutely zero similarities between Compton and squamish. In fact, they are polar opposites!.
There is absolutely zero similarities between Compton and squamish. In fact, they are polar opposites!.
" hey,brah! I just bought a new 90 thousand dollar f350 to haul my two sleds around with that I only use once a year... isn't that so Compton? Squampton , yo! "
" yo bro, did you see that homeless person on the bench downtown begging for money?? This place is so Compton!.. squampton, yo!"
" yo bro, how long have even lived here for, bro? I've been in squampton for, like, 14 years but I know a guy that's lived here for 18... hes like a God here "
" yo bro, I traded in my BMW and bought a new diesel... now I'm finally redneck -squampton!"
"Yo, bro, squampton has like three weed stores in town... this is so much like Compton it's crazy. "
" yo bro, did you see that homeless person on the bench downtown begging for money?? This place is so Compton!.. squampton, yo!"
" yo bro, how long have even lived here for, bro? I've been in squampton for, like, 14 years but I know a guy that's lived here for 18... hes like a God here "
" yo bro, I traded in my BMW and bought a new diesel... now I'm finally redneck -squampton!"
"Yo, bro, squampton has like three weed stores in town... this is so much like Compton it's crazy. "
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A type of girl, Generally that you hate at work, who looks like a washed out whore. Generally has bad skin covered up be even worse make-up. Girl who thinks she is gods gift to men.(But really isnt at all)
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Get the squampster mug.(also known as Suquamish) a small town situated on the asscrack of the Kitsap Peninsula in Washington State. Over run by natives and trashy white people, the seemingly only aesthetically pleasing thing about the town is the abundance of stray dogs and shattered bottles of Old English that litter the streets.
As i drove to Running Bear's mudhut i began to dodge potholes in the streets and noticed an escilation in bars on the windows of the surrounding houses, it was then that i realized i had entered Squampton.
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Get the squamp mug.Squamp: (skwomp) verb; the act of holding in or clenching a flatulent expulsion while receiving oral sex. Holding in a fart while getting a blow job.
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