splenda daddy

A man who gives a lady money but gets no sugar.

My splenda daddy dropping off money still aint getting none.

by c<3l July 23, 2017

Splenda Daddy

An older man that is rich and is excellent physical shape. He is most likely on HGH or some other form of steroids. His sugar intake is minimal, therefore he has to be a splenda daddy. Splenda Daddys usually only date woman 20-30 years younger and will also wear clothing WAY too young for them...i.e converse and fancy belts with shiny belt buckles..

Dude that guy isnt a sugar daddy, he is rich and in great shape...he must be a splenda daddy.

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by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015

Splenda Daddy

An older man who supports a younger guy but at a less-than-affluent fashion.

Liberace was a sugar daddy but my broke-ass husband is a Splenda Daddy.

by missnancycook June 24, 2022

Splenda Daddy

It's like a sugar daddy, but instead it's a Splenda Daddy because they don't get any sugar.

Guy: Did you get you a sugar daddy?

Girl: Nah, he ain't getting no sugar from me, he's my Splenda Daddy..

by Trixxy Crisp March 9, 2024

Splenda Daddy

An old man, similar to a sugar daddy, except he has a diet bank account, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

“What would $40 bucks get an old man like me with a girl like you? I also got a bottle of scotch, and a room at a motel 6. Let me be your Splenda daddy”

by Taintedwaffles August 18, 2019

Splenda Daddy

A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.

Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.

by Jcm89 August 20, 2021

Splenda Daddy

A daddy who pays you for your company and not sexual favors.

He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.

by LionBroad December 3, 2016