chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 02, 2012

Splenda Daddy

An older man who supports a younger guy but at a less-than-affluent fashion.

Liberace was a sugar daddy but my broke-ass husband is a Splenda Daddy.

by missnancycook June 25, 2022