chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs
A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.
by missnancycook August 2, 2012
mugGet the chimp tittiesmug.

Splenda Daddy

An older man who supports a younger guy but at a less-than-affluent fashion.
Liberace was a sugar daddy but my broke-ass husband is a Splenda Daddy.
by missnancycook June 24, 2022
mugGet the Splenda Daddymug.

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