Speeding Buddy 

When two individuals (more than likely strangers) speed next to each other because each individual thinks the other will get pulled over.

Example 1. "Man I was speeding Buddies with a Porsche today.. a cop would've totally busted him first."

Example 2. "So this idiot in a sketchy-ass van was tryin' to be my speeding buddy.. There's no way I'm getting busted before him."

Speeding Buddy by Baconx100000000000 November 14, 2011

spending money 

The money you have left after you have paid all your bills for the month. This is money you can spend on whatever the hell you want or save towards something big.

Joe had no spending money left after paying for his girlfriend's shopping spree.

spending money by bigjohnson May 3, 2014

speeding 

It's like jaywalking, an offense that virtually everyone commits. There difference between the two is that speed laws are actually enforced (though quite selectively), usually to meet quotas.

Oh noes you were speeding 90 mph in the middle of the night on the interstate with no other cars within a mile what a danger to other citizens

speeding by Shadow Creator January 9, 2008

Spending Time In the Shower 

Masterbating

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

Spending Time In the Shower by stella the pug July 23, 2010

'splodinism

'splodinism
An artistic movement that aims to create pieces that 'splode.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

Unlike most artistic movements, 'splodinism does not possess a gallery displaying prominent works in a major capital city. It does however have a paddock located in a very remote part of the state devoted to hosting the current "House of 'splodinism" and the shards and remnants of the previous 114 galleries.

'splodinism by GoughMan July 26, 2009

Hip Speeding 

To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.

Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.

Hip Speeding by Snuffy Smith March 23, 2007

Daylight Spendings 

Antonym for daylight savings

Im glad daylight savings time is over, now back to normal life with daylight spendings.

Daylight Spendings by 123four March 25, 2009