9 definitions by GoughMan
'Splode
"To explode".
I 'splode.
You 'splode.
He/she/it 'splodes
They 'splode.
Noun: 'splosion.
Adjective: 'splodin.
Adverb. 'splodinly.
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"To explode".
I 'splode.
You 'splode.
He/she/it 'splodes
They 'splode.
Noun: 'splosion.
Adjective: 'splodin.
Adverb. 'splodinly.
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"Gary poured too much TNT over his ceareal this morning. You should have seen him 'splode, Eugene. The wallpaper ain't green now..."
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
The Church of 'splodinity (from the word "'splode") is a monotheistic religion. It is the main collective body of 'splodinites across the world.
The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.
See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.
See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
"Here sir, have a 'splode News Bible and join us at The Church of 'splodinity every Sunday morning."
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
'sploder
"One who is currently 'splodin".
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"One who is currently 'splodin".
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
'splodite
"one who 'splodes".
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"one who 'splodes".
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
STUDIO: "...and we're crossing live now to NewsCam Bob for the afternoon freeway status. Good afternoon Bob"
BOB: "Good afternoon newsteam! This is NewsCam Bob coming to you LIVE above the M5 carrying a stash of high grade C4 exsplosives strapped to the hindquarters of a donkey. If you think yesterday's pile-up was something to scoff at - hold your asses - this baby is about to cause an unforgettable road block of splodin' proportions.
This is NewsCam Bob, pushing a 'splodite donkey out of a helicopter. Back to you in the studio"
BOB: "Good afternoon newsteam! This is NewsCam Bob coming to you LIVE above the M5 carrying a stash of high grade C4 exsplosives strapped to the hindquarters of a donkey. If you think yesterday's pile-up was something to scoff at - hold your asses - this baby is about to cause an unforgettable road block of splodin' proportions.
This is NewsCam Bob, pushing a 'splodite donkey out of a helicopter. Back to you in the studio"
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
'splodinology
The study of 'splosions and things that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
The study of 'splosions and things that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"He's the professor of particle physics and 'splodinology"
"...'splodinology?"
"Indeed. Blowing shit up"
"...'splodinology?"
"Indeed. Blowing shit up"
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
'splodinism
An artistic movement that aims to create pieces that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
An artistic movement that aims to create pieces that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
Unlike most artistic movements, 'splodinism does not possess a gallery displaying prominent works in a major capital city. It does however have a paddock located in a very remote part of the state devoted to hosting the current "House of 'splodinism" and the shards and remnants of the previous 114 galleries.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009