'Splode
"To explode".
I 'splode.
You 'splode.
He/she/it 'splodes
They 'splode.
Noun: 'splosion.
Adjective: 'splodin.
Adverb. 'splodinly.
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"To explode".
I 'splode.
You 'splode.
He/she/it 'splodes
They 'splode.
Noun: 'splosion.
Adjective: 'splodin.
Adverb. 'splodinly.
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"Gary poured too much TNT over his ceareal this morning. You should have seen him 'splode, Eugene. The wallpaper ain't green now..."
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
The Church of 'splodinity (from the word "'splode") is a monotheistic religion. It is the main collective body of 'splodinites across the world.
The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.
See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.
See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
"Here sir, have a 'splode News Bible and join us at The Church of 'splodinity every Sunday morning."
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
'splodinites are followers of The Church of 'splodinity. They are proponents of or believers in this higher force or entity.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Great 'sploder, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Great 'sploder, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
"I'm such a 'splodinite I have a sticker on my car that says 'splodinite pride"
"...Yeah?"
"Yeah. With a little exploding fish next to it."
"You 'splodinites sure love your 'splosions"
"...Yeah?"
"Yeah. With a little exploding fish next to it."
"You 'splodinites sure love your 'splosions"
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
'splodinology
The study of 'splosions and things that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
The study of 'splosions and things that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"He's the professor of particle physics and 'splodinology"
"...'splodinology?"
"Indeed. Blowing shit up"
"...'splodinology?"
"Indeed. Blowing shit up"
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
'splodinity
The belief in a higher force or entity that 'sploded or continues 'splodin beyond what we perceive as the physical world.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
The belief in a higher force or entity that 'sploded or continues 'splodin beyond what we perceive as the physical world.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
Claire performed her morning ritual - "the prayer of 'splodinity" and rolled a couple of gunpowder kegs down the driveway.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
'splodinism
An artistic movement that aims to create pieces that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
An artistic movement that aims to create pieces that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
Unlike most artistic movements, 'splodinism does not possess a gallery displaying prominent works in a major capital city. It does however have a paddock located in a very remote part of the state devoted to hosting the current "House of 'splodinism" and the shards and remnants of the previous 114 galleries.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009