speedish 

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat

Bish said what... while on coffee,words are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror

speedish by PIMPIVPIS May 1, 2008

sweenis 

when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting

"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"

sweenis by Scott June 23, 2004

Sheenis

When a guy spreads a line of cocaine on his dick for a girl to snort. This is generally done before a blowjob.

This term arises from the actor Charlie Sheen, who is famous for his rampt use of the drug and association with hookers.

Girl: Why is your dick white?

Black Guy: What? Haven't you ever seen a Sheenis?

Girl: ...

Black Guy: Winning! *thumbs up*

Sheenis by Fen*Pen September 20, 2011

Sheenism 

The practice of worshiping the actions of Charlie Sheen, believing in winning

I have been great at everything since I conformed to sheenism.

Sheenism by TDawesome April 7, 2011

spenis 

A spenis is a spoon shaped penis. This is usually achieved by hitting your dick into a desk until it becomes spoon shaped. Then you can begin plunging into the world of spenising. You can spenis grandmas and pudding all the same.

Grandma: Damn that is quite the spenis
You: Thanks grams, this took some serious desk smashing to achieve.

Pudding: I love the way you plunge into me with your spenis.

spenis by Spenis Lover12 December 28, 2008

Sheenis envy 

the envy of all that is winning, you don't have tiger blood, you can't party like Charlie, you have no Goddess.....you are a troll

Chuck Lorre has an extreme case of Sheenis envy

Sheenis envy by tgib April 1, 2011

sneenis 

First coined by Stephen Colbert, a sneenis is a penis that is actually capable of sneezing.

The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.

Jon Kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his penis. He calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement

sneenis by MarcusDonovinius June 30, 2011