speared

when running with a erection and bumping into someone

When i was running last night i bumped into a girl and speared a her

by the joke guys April 20, 2016

Spedtarded

if you don’t understand it you’re spedtarded

he’s so spedtarded

by fiathater July 11, 2021

spetarded

When its in between sped and retarded you get spetarded

Johns not sped enough to be sped but not dumb enough to be retarded so he's spetarded

by Stormynightsandbrightskys March 27, 2022

Sodarded

The act of not doing favors for friends

Dave had such a sodarded attitude about getting hockey tickets. He messed up everyone's plans.

by Michael Saldarelli February 4, 2004

spretarded

To be slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in a manner similar to Sarah Palin.

Did you see how he wrote his main talking points on his hand? That's so spretarded.

by ZalesDeepSpace May 28, 2010

speared the fish

the act of having sex, or any example of penetrating the vagina

Dude, Bill Clinton totaly speared the fish with Monica Lewinsky.

by greekbestforugg May 30, 2012

spedtarted

When someone is both sped and retarted

This girl is very spedtarted for her age!.

by Mother ducked March 17, 2023