SockMonkey

A Ho that like to do crack!

she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!

by Show February 6, 2005

cockmonger

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.

Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!

by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007

cockmonger

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.

Lili is a total cockmonger.

by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003

cockmonger

a person who enjoys the cock.

"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."

by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003

cockmonger

Someone who can't get enough of the cock.

My girlfriend is such a cockmonger.

by Jason the COCKsmith August 29, 2003

Sockmopper

Someone who is so lazy that when they spill something, they whipe it up with their sock covered foot, instead of getting a towel.

Bob is a major sockmopper when he whacks off on hard wood floors.

by Pissdick. February 2, 2005

cockmonger

one who can't eat enough of management's cock

vic barron is a cockmonger

by billy blue balls July 3, 2003