Snurky Jerky

The act of falling asleep while masturbating.

Guy 1: Dude, why were you holding your penis last night in bed? Did you have a snurky jerky?
Guy 2: A snurky jerky?
Guy 1: A snurky jerky

by Expand rawr July 29, 2017

spurkey

Scoring spares in three consecutive frames while bowling.

If you pick up this third spare in a row, I'm buying you a special spurkey beer.

by sorkiniac July 27, 2009

sturkey

Slang for vagina

“Alright now that the hype died down Ruth bader ginsburg was my late night slam piece I was slutting her sturkey and 360 sucking her shit passionately” -@killmefam

by jbone3000 July 14, 2022

Snorkey

The act of stick a pencil in your penis and going feral in a girls sloop

Ethan gives a vigorous Snorkey to Veronica!!!

by Dickslayer53 July 26, 2022

Snurkymcgurgboggles

1. A substitute for the word Shit.
2. A word that has no meaning

Person 1: Holy SNURKYMCGURGBOGGLES!
Person 2: What the Fork?

by KaijuNerd July 21, 2023

Slurkey

Slurkey is simply a mix between a slug and turkey. It is quite a "meme" of an animal as the youths might say these days. It is imaginary of course, but a great way to describe something that is a meme, a bit slimy, or funny. The reason these two particular animals are used to describe such things is because turkey are funny. Slugs are gross. It's just facts.

"Bro that shit is so slurkey!"
"Eurgh he's really slurkey.....ew"
"Nah don't say that man, it's really slurkey."

by M.E.B September 16, 2023

Snukey

A term used in the UK for slang for a knife or shiv

Hey man, Watch out. Jared is walking with a snukey.

by PickleHatMan29 December 12, 2024