it aint gonna suck itself

quit bullshittin and give me a blowjob

Frosty and Dianna are laying in bed naked. Frosty looks over and tells Dianna "hey it aint gonna suck itself".

by MytyMohr April 29, 2008

suck it dry

1.) To give fellatio until one is to run dry of semen.
2.) Used interjectionally without knowing the meaning by the mind-controlling alien in Aqua Teen Hunger Force after he learned it from one of Carls talk-nasty tapes. Then later said at his own will after a job interview.

interviewer: Okay, well when we start hiring.. animals or whatever.. we'll give you a call.
alien: suck it dry!

by bobbyw September 12, 2004

yoooooo suck it green boi

Words written and said by Wilbur soot a minecraft youtuber during the battles of L'manburg.

Wilbur said yoooooo suck it green boi after winning a battle against Dream.

by A Dapper Duck. July 26, 2021

suck it up buttercup

One of the best things you can say to someone who has dug themselves a nice, deep hole, and has fallen right into it.

"Shit. I didn't think anyone would tell her I said that!"
"Well, they did, so suck it up buttercup"

by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

suck it soft

To continue to suck the hog leg until it is soft and not stopping after you have dropped your load.

Chick: "Huu, ugg ugg, ugg"
Dude: "Keep going, dont stop"
Chick: "OK, but dont cum in my mouth"
Dude: "You better shut up and suck it soft!"

by Frainslug March 14, 2007

suck it

A term used by the legendary wrestling group, the D-Generation-X, which is often used to imply that you want someone to put their mouth on your dick and suck it like a lollipop.

Hey everyone! We got two words for ya...

SUCK IT!!!!!

by ThePowersThatBe February 15, 2004

suck it up

To cope with something unpleasant without complaining--usually because you have no choice.

Supposed to be pilot slang. If you vomit into your mask, you'd better suck it up. Otherwise, you can inhale it and die.

Bob's car needed a new engine. He couldn't afford an new one, so he had to suck it up.

by Darwinfish March 7, 2004