Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

by Kowulz June 10, 2009

Smoffee

Smoke + Coffee

- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!

by nullsub February 12, 2010

Smofugly

So muthafucking ugly!

Lena Dunham is smofugly!

by Blutarsky77 October 6, 2021

smoftie

a male over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that smoftie
P2: he looks like he's having fun being single at that age

by bing86 December 21, 2022

smoft

Adjective describing something which has the qualities of being both smooth and soft.

"Wow - your legs are really smoft"

by Geoff Payne November 14, 2005

smoff

This word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. Usually used for the word fuck.

-smoffs-

Go Smoff Yourself.
You smoffing loser.
SMOFF YOU!

by xGravexFlowerx April 22, 2004

Smofap

(Another word for d-bag - douche bag.)
Someone who is pompus, and annoys the shit out of you.

Scrawny man with visor upside down and backwards:
You better shut up before i beet the shit out of you!

Buff Man:Psh, I'll break you, dont be such a smofap!

by adamgnizzel November 22, 2007