smarged

One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly

I drank too much and smarged myself

by Aopoop December 14, 2013

smigger

A derogatory term used for immigrants from Somalia.

"Smiggers are system suckers" or "That fucking smigger smells like rotting vagina".

by Contrary September 26, 2010

smigelski

The last name of someone born with the blood of the gods in their veins. Destined to succeed. Fated to conquer all in their path. A prodigy

"One day, maybe you too will, Live close too but still under the just might of a Smigelski"
"With a dick like that, he must be a Smigelski"

by NessManly January 30, 2017

Smiggerette

A Cigerette/Smoke.

Different Name.

Aye Mate, Just Going For A Smiggerette.

by Dilly.Delusional July 20, 2010

smingey

An unpleasant, probably brown, probably smelly, probably sticky object, coating, food or person.

Originates from television series 'Men Behaving Badly' in which writer Simon Nye wanted to introduce a word into the language (as Red Dwarf had done with smeg) but failed miserably.

"It was cooked in a smingey sauce"

"I looked behind the sofa and whatever had fallen down the back had gone all smingey"

by Gav MR May 13, 2005

Smired

When you are sad mad and tired all at the same time

OMG I am so smired, I just want to yell, cry and sleep all at the same time

by LRDB June 29, 2016

smidgeon

a small amount of something, used in cooking, mechanics, etc.

er boy! jus slap a smidgeon of that dang ol' right stuff on that surface and call it good.

by blockbfiend April 2, 2008