Smegedinashed

A stressing Teenager, whom enjoys chatting and building computers. Is often found on IRC channel #joyoftech on the Slashnet Server.

Smegedinashed is a cool dude.

Smegedinashed by John Harrison August 16, 2003

smeaged 

drunk off your fucking ass

Man: What did you do Saturday Night
Your Daughter: I was smeaged motherfucker
Man: Were you hung over
Your Daughter obvi

smeaged by devils devils March 28, 2011

smerfed 

When you poop in a freshly cleaned porta potty and when you wipe it’s blue like a smerfs butt from the splash.

Dude they refreshed the biffy, put some TP down. I just smerfed my self.

smerfed by JustinBarr January 9, 2019

Serged 

When a sad, lonely, emo boi spic gets ditched by an african female chimpanzee, he will "serge" her by blackmailing her to stay with him, wanking to her black breasts, going completely emo mode over her, and will constantly call her 'dude' and 'man'. 1 upvote = 1 fucking cutie man

"My girl left me so i sent her this":

"I love you Sophia
I've been doing my best the last couple days I swear man
Please Sophia I love you
I love you man you're breaking my heart
I love you Sophia
You're my fucking cutie man
I'm so fucking sad man
I'm sorry as fuck dude
I'm fucking sad man

Nah dude you're my girl man
I love you way too much man
I'm fucking sad as fuck man"

Nigga, you serged her.

Serged by EmoboiSerge May 13, 2019

Smegged 

getting absolutely humiliated in the most horrific way possible

Joe bolton: frenuslunt bogwoltskin got smegged the other day

Smegged by AlJazeera February 28, 2024