Smeagal

1. Nebraskan redneck that yells, "yeeeehaaa" all the time.
2. TAR piece of shit.

Smeagal wishes he joined the army.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Shmeegal

One who covets material possessions above human relationships.

Shmeegal loves his fancy DSLR Camera doesn't he... He calls it his "precious." Don't touch Shmeegal's precious, he'll go all shmeegily on you...

by the_knish January 15, 2011

Smeegled

To curiously circle your partners sphyncter with either the toung, finger or penis while whispering my precious...

Yeah bro that bitch was so horny I smeegled her into a lord of the rings style climax she kicked and frodo'd into a squirting wreck

Joe had smeegled the fuck out of ashleigh for a whole half hour before she was then gandalfed.

by Lilvfr400boy August 10, 2016

smegle my smeegle

blow job

man she hasnt smegle my smeegle yet

girl can you please smegle my smeegle

by naaldiicaia July 11, 2010

smegaleg

A term meaning either:
1. Hurry up
2. Your an eedjit

Also a random joining of words to produce a comic phrase.
Used in the same place as previously chants of "Why are we waiting would be used"

"Smegaleg!"
"You big smegaleg!"

by Andrew Kirkman April 8, 2006

smeigal

when you anal probe someone with your index finger!!@@#@$

i smeigaled the kid that pizzed me off

by jonah henderson August 25, 2006

Smeigals

A carefree life style, Living life regret free and not afraid to take risk. Doing spare of the moment ish you never know whats going to happen next.

aye bruh what u doin to day? idk yet im jus livin the smeigals life style what ever happens happens.

If we see a fine girl she got

by Craigandsmokey November 15, 2010