Smeared

In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.

Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.

by Lightning B & Mathematics May 2, 2011

Smaran

Smaran is a sanskrit name given to Hindu/Indian males. It is a sanskrit word meaning- To remember, to recall, to bring to mind.
They are the most smartest, sexiest specimens of the human males. They are typical in many ways as a man i.e. not being able to express their emotions usually but are unique in a lot of ways too.
They have complete control over their emotions and can go through some pretty hard shit with a straight face. They are natural winners. They love shows like Brooklyn nine-nine and Friends, Sherlock, etc. Basically they are the impersonation of the word "Awesome" sent by higher forces to lead the human race forward into the future. Motto: Yabba dabba dooo!!

Hooman1: Hey guys, did you see how that guy just broke all the records in absolutely every competition he took part in and made it look so easy.
Hooman2: Yeah, what the heck.. he is a typical Smaran.

by DefinitelynotSmaran June 11, 2019

Searain

Warrior tank of legend, also known as the Dual Sword Knight; He played the Massive Multiplayer Online RPG "Final Fantasy XI" on Garuda server.

...The second problem involved with me leaving was how the job Warrior was viewed. Searain, the first war in EDI, loves tanking. When I say loves I mean LOVES. If tanking was a woman Searain would be her stalker/Husband/Wife?. This unfortunently seems to have caused the linkshell to think that all wars love to tank...

by Allsaints2 December 12, 2008

Smearism

An unusual condition commonly associated with taxpayers when they uncontrollable dribble the dirty down their pant leg. People with this condition are usually referred to as a shit-smear. These nasties are afraid of broken iPads, clean pants and Jewish people.

Look at that brown spot on her pants. She must suffer from smearism. Fucking shit-smear!

by wpkoski February 4, 2020

Head Smear

People on public transport who are sleepy or lazy often rest their heads against the window, "head smear" is the blurry vaseline like substance left on the glass that comes from the oil and grease in their hair.

"Would ya look at that view! It's beautiful!"

"Guh, makes me wanna vom. Some dirty chump has left head smear all over this side, and I'm not wiping it down."

*phone rings*
"Heya honey, what? ... I'm not sure what station I'm at because there's head smear everywhere and I can't see the platform."

by Effsix April 11, 2010

Smaranda

Smaranda is not a popular first name. It is more often used as a girl (female) name. Smaranda is an insanely beautiful girl, extremely smart, humble, hard working and very ambitious. First and foremost, she's an artist. Don't be thrown by the fact that she always keeps her feet on the ground. She's really creative, and she would work wonders in the field of architecture. She's a lovely daughter, sister and friend. When it comes to love, she's rational, yet passionate and can be very sensitive.

She's the perfect sister. She's a Smaranda.

by aniriardna November 15, 2013

Shit Smearing

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009