Ghetto Pap Smear

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.

I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!

by D-Linquent July 27, 2011

Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

by Wickzs March 15, 2019

Smeared

In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.

Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.

by Lightning B & Mathematics May 2, 2011

Smearism

An unusual condition commonly associated with taxpayers when they uncontrollable dribble the dirty down their pant leg. People with this condition are usually referred to as a shit-smear. These nasties are afraid of broken iPads, clean pants and Jewish people.

Look at that brown spot on her pants. She must suffer from smearism. Fucking shit-smear!

by wpkoski February 4, 2020

Head Smear

People on public transport who are sleepy or lazy often rest their heads against the window, "head smear" is the blurry vaseline like substance left on the glass that comes from the oil and grease in their hair.

"Would ya look at that view! It's beautiful!"

"Guh, makes me wanna vom. Some dirty chump has left head smear all over this side, and I'm not wiping it down."

*phone rings*
"Heya honey, what? ... I'm not sure what station I'm at because there's head smear everywhere and I can't see the platform."

by Effsix April 11, 2010

Shit Smearing

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009

Smead

When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.

While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.

by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019