smeaf

an impaired sense of smell
(derived from smell + deaf)

I'm 15% smeaf in my left nostril.

by christovich79 September 19, 2005

sheaffer

to have your butthole sucked/eatin.
A lush.

I got sheafferd last night. I was a total sheaffer.

by sheafferman December 31, 2007

Smeff

A combination of the words "smell" & "sniff" forming the neologism: "smeff".

"OMG, what smeffs?"

"Do you smeff that?"

by Nat1138 October 24, 2008

smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

by Matt March 6, 2005

smearfaceblanketmonster

a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath massive piles of blue cloth. It is often seen on clear crisp cold winter afternoons. They are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can't help themselves.

The smearfaceblanketmonster has eaten my socks again.

by But Elizabeth is my name. June 11, 2008

Smaffy

A person who is not cool. They do not dress cool, speak cool or look cool at all.

Look at him, he is so smaffy!

by MattinIsa March 1, 2009

Sheaff'd

When you suddenly realise that you're doing something the guy standing next to you should be doing but isn't because he's distracted you sufficiently, causing you to forget that you should'nt be doing what you're doing where you're doing it........you've been Sheaff'd!

Half way across & your're still up here driving........you've been Sheaff'd mate.....!

by andyrr December 15, 2011