smats

Same as something that hurts.

Owww!....smats

by fruit May 16, 2003

smat

The sound made when slapped in the face with a trout. (Commonly used in IRC in the 1990s.)

John: "So, I heard your mom was a whore."
Kelly: "Oh?"

Kelly picks up a fish.
*SMAT*

by Svenigan December 28, 2009

SMAT

So Mad At That. Used when beyond angry.

Friend 1: I came home from work and caught the milkman banging my bitch.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.

by CarKat August 5, 2007

smat

a hat that covers only part of the head. Also know as a semi hat.

May Meredith you look quite fetching in that smat .

by Smelly kb February 2, 2009

smat

adj: 1. Conniving with insincere actions geared towards higher economic or social status.
2. Socially paracitic.
3. One who purports to give up their own beliefs for personal gain.

Don't be so smat.
That art gallery is a smathouse.

by B Doyle August 13, 2006

smat

hot, sexy, well put-together; usually used to refer to a person's general appearance

Damn girl you lookin smat today!

by chica January 12, 2005

SMAT

Super Major Awkward Taco

this word is usually said when there is a really awkward situation and there is nothing else to say

Guy: "By the end of this week i'll sit on your lap and we'll be comfortable.." (awkward silence)

Girl:..............

Guy #2: SMAT

by Tap Dancer Farmer Boy August 21, 2011