smashturbate

when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.

johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.

by Fredrick Soft July 7, 2010

Super smashturbating

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

by GUY GUY May 18, 2015

spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002

Smashturbate

It is where you take the time to plan your masturbation session, meaning it involves thought from well before. It indicates the type of porn and porn stars etc are thought of in advance (YOU MUST BE EXCITED FOR THIS). You must be able to watch it with the sound at optimum level and have all videos (downloaded or streamed) ready to watch before you start. You should have the house to yourself so you can pleasure yourself however many times you feel necessary.

At lunch today all I could think about at was smashturbating over Laura Love when I get home.

P "Hey mate what are you doing today?"
G "SMASHTURBATING"

P "Hey what is your favourite thing to do when you got time spare?
G "Smashturbate!!!"

by Phil_This March 28, 2011

smashterbation

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.

Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.

by yoodooright April 14, 2008

slastard

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015