Smurffed Adoptee

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!

"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.

by gravy111 November 14, 2010

Smarfagon

A shape comprised of only 2 lines that is NOT a circle. (:

"My room only has two walls" , "Is it a circle?", "No, it's a smarfagon actually."

by OneHeartAtATime February 19, 2010

snarffler

A person who loves to eat ass but prefers it dirty.

Wow you”d have to be a snarffler to wanna eat that ass!

by Malicost November 12, 2020

smardface

A girl who thinks she is superior in knowledge over others. Usually tells cheesy jokes and is actually more clever than smart.

Jean: Hey, what is on a hawaiin pizza?
Marcy: Pfffft, you DON'T KNOW THAT?!
Jean: Smardface. -.-
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Marcy: Hey Jean, guess what time it is?
Jean: What time is it?
Marcy: Time to drink some SMARTWATER.
Jean: Smardface. -.-

by Tidbit October 14, 2006

Smaffle

An annoying fart-muffin, with no life, who will grow up alone, living with his mother, and will never get laid. The epitome of loser, freak, sketch, creeper, dork, etc. combined.

can be abbreviated as "smaff"

That Eric kid is such a smaffle.

by DJ Sanctuary November 14, 2009

Smarf

A replacement word that can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, etc...

I can't believe Jeremy smarfed Dave in the Buku Fort

by BukuSmarfMan January 4, 2010

Smarf

A punch delivered to the back of some fools head, usually as a result of annoyance of ones actions. Not commited by normal members of society, only those who thrive on violence and the teachings of urban rap.

Billy - 'Look how slow these fools be walkin' blud!'
Bobby - 'Well dont be hollerin' ta 'ere mofo! Go smarf dem den!'

by black44 January 10, 2008