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Fruit Punch Slushy

When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.
Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...

Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision
by PMSquad October 23, 2013
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Shusty

Word that combines short and busty. Short + busty == shusty
Damn, that Reese Witherspoon is low key kinda shusty.
by shustydiva April 21, 2021
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Brain Slushy

The result when a gun is stuck in one's mouth, and fired. A term made famous by 11 year old internet sensation, Jesse Slaughter, and her rant that got her stalked by the web forum 4chan.
"I will pop a glock in your mouth, and make a brain slushy"-Jesse Slaughter
by jesseisqueen July 21, 2010
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Slutty Slurpee

A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.
Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?

Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)

Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!
by The Troll of Polska January 15, 2013
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Slutty McSlutSlut

(noun)- A term developed to describe a woman of epically sluttish proportions that she requires multiple uses of the word slut to truly convey the extent of her skankiness.
"Look at Slutty McSlutSlut over there... she totally did the WHOLE football team!"
by Gymmy McGymGym March 30, 2009
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Slutty Isles

A school near Miami where girls arent scared to do anything. This school has a lot of hoes.
Yo bro you trying to chill with the slutty isles girls
Hell yeah!
by Ha ha F*** You November 3, 2017
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slutty boi

A friend who is being a major slut.
by yo boi priesty May 14, 2018
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