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Slops

We didn't have enough time before their parents came home, so we just settled for slops.
by Manziel April 5, 2015
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Slops

The stale leftover beer in the pint glasses of the local pub, collected up and put back into the barrel to resell the next day.

Many moon ago in yesteryear, when local publicans at your nearest watering hole were less honest than a Politician on polling day, pubs in the UK used to only serve up foul mess labelled lager - not your craft wonders and fruity ales of today's youthful world.

To put money back in the till at the end of a torrid evening of sales, the landlord of public houses would collect up the 'slops' left at the bottom of everyone's beer glasses and return this stale beer back to the barrel.

As most people would be only drinking a choice of 2 lagers, it didn't really matter what barrel they went back into, nor that they made the beer taste rancid. As they never cleaned the beer lines, you couldn't tell if it was that making the beer rank, or the slops from old Coughy Jack's leftovers being the cause for the slightly chewy beverages.
Dave: 'Err Mike, does your pint taste rank there mate?'

Mike: 'That swine landlord been filling the barrel with slops again. Think I've got one of coughy Jack's teeth floating about from his pint last night!'
by tain london May 20, 2021
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Slops? Yuuuuuup.

When you’re playing billiards with the boys and u accidentally hit in one of your balls that you weren’t aiming for.
Solid 5 into right corner pocket. *misses*. Damn almost got it. Wait look the 2 went in. Slops? Yuuuuuup.
by Yea yup March 31, 2022
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Slops Chair

The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.
"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"

"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025
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Slops, Gaper, Brizzers

Essentially a game of rock paper scissors but made sexual and the loser has to do the action of the one the winner picked.
Milly Wet - “Yeah I won a game of Slops, Gaper, Brizzers .”
Maximillian Myall- “ What’s that?”
Milly Wet - “ Essentially a game of rock paper scissors but made sexual and the loser has to do the action of the one the winner picked. “

Maximillian Myall - “ Oh shoot with what action? “
Milly Wet -“ Gaper of course, wish it could have been brizzers though”
Maximillian Myall - “Who against?”

Milly Wet - “ The Charlotte Peak”
by Rim King Ry November 6, 2025
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tea slops

Leftover tea that lurks at the bottom of the cup/mug
I saw Steve drinking other peoples tea slops in the cafe the other day, what a munter
by mitch00uk April 5, 2015
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Cog slops

A phrase that is only said if you want to join a person’s Xbox Live Party.
Person 1: “Can I join the party with you?”
Person 2: “Only if you say cog slops.”
Person 1: “ Cog slops!”
by jpotts_48 July 2, 2019
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