Simpkins

A tall slim character similar to Kramer on the hit TV show Seinfeld. A man from the decent of Lonnie. A white man who confuses himself as a black man.

Simpkins hit the doobie and circled his van around the block for hours.

by Puffmcgruff May 26, 2013

Slimping

When someone is caught slippin and being a simp at the same time

Bro why are you Slimping

Hey dude did you know Dane was Slimping

by Jack_The_Hack June 3, 2020

Richard Simpkin

A male residing in Bath, UK who loves AFI and Lara (and Stani.. but not in a gay way)

Ooh look it's a guy wearing an AFI shirt, baggy black trousers singing AFI sings and occasionally turning round to pull his girlfriend... must be Richard Simpkin then

by Richard Simpkin January 5, 2004

Richard Simpkin

My good mate Rich, he loves AFI and if u steal any of his AFI things he'll scream at you, you should know better, tsk. A great funny guy that enjoys taking disco piss's.

P1: Who is that guy wearing black and an AFI t-shirt dancing and flicking the lights as he takes a piss?
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things

by Mel the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter January 10, 2004

Anthony Simpkin

Theory Macker. ie. one who believes theories are the solution to everything.

Anthony Simpkin is just a theory macker, he thinks books will make him better with women!

by syanick October 28, 2006

Slumpkin

Gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching Slum Dog Millionare

"Dude, lindsay gave me a slumpkin"

other guy- "shes quite the crack whore"

first guy-"fuck it lets deface the local Mcdonalds by writing wiener on the wall next to a dick

by fagelerino April 30, 2009

slumpkin

while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.

what's taking him so long in the bathroom? a slumpkin perhaps.

by highfive March 7, 2008