Sleepwacking

1.When you are exhausted, going in and out of sleep mode, but still masturbating
2.Boston pronunciation of “sleepwalking”

Although it had been a long day, I found myself sleepwacking late last night

by Juxtaposin April 17, 2020

Sleepwalking

Someone that is, currently well and alive, being searched for termination.

Dissin on the gang, he dont know he sleepwalking.

by Webster's Dictionary (Ext.) November 5, 2022

YouTube Sleepwalking

When you fall asleep watching YouTube only to find the next day that you've ended up on a different channel you don't even recognize. This is usually the result of leaving autoplay on.

Matthew: Dude, I was YouTube Sleepwalking last night...
Chris: Really?
Matthew: Yeah. I was watching a let's play. When I woke up, my phone was playing some porn video!

by ThatInternetDweller February 12, 2017

Jersey Sleepwalking

When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.

I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.

by ohhellooooooo September 24, 2020

sleepcaking

Sleepcaking is the act of baking, retrieving, and consuming cake(s) while in a deep sleep state. Warning signs are, but are not limited to:

Cake in sleep area with no known explanation of how it got there

Frosting on pillow

Excessive weight gain with no visible change in diet

Sleepcaking is rather disturbing for those not acquainted with it

by Lewistron January 14, 2011

sleepworking

Dragging your sorry a$$ through the workday after a heavy night of partying.

It's been a wild night! I'm sleepworking today...

by ThetaDude July 18, 2013

sleepworking

Sleepworking is a condition that occurs after long junkets of effort -- several all nighters in a row, or even one all-nighter, if sufficiently intense. Sleepworking looks and talks and sounds like being awake and functioning, but the sleepworker really is asleep inside and not registering anything that is going on.

"After last night's deadline crunch, I can't believe I hit 'reply all' to that crack about the boss. I must have been sleepworking."

by Cranky Yankee July 17, 2015