skullsucker

(n.) A jaded, stupid or unimaginative person who, by his/her negative or ambivalent reaction to another person's enthusiastic plan or idea, or by a general malaise about everything, sucks the life force directly out of the other person's brain.

I don't discuss my plans around him anymore; I've learned the hard way that he's nothing but a skullsucker.

She's the worst kind of skullsucker: somebody who thinks that her ideas about what's "realistic" are helpful.

Every time I leave that skullsucker, I feel drained and one day closer to death.

by COrcutt February 13, 2014

Skullfucker

it means what it suggests. fucking someone in the face with no respect to the recipitant.

e.g. instead of a girl sucking your cock, you fuck her mouth until she crys or vomits. (eithers good)

by onecleanpunch November 29, 2003

skullfucker

An offensive term of a psychiatrist. A professional who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders.

That skullfucker tried to get me to talk about myself even though he is a complete stranger to me.

by SoulChain January 22, 2014

Skullfucker

Skullfucking is just another name for intense oral sex where the "top" takes the lead and actually fucks the mouth until he shoots his load.

These two guys took turns skullfucking me until they both shot huge loads in my mouth and throat.

by Letmeworshipit July 6, 2005

Skullfucked

To confuse or to become confused by someone.

Dude he was saying all this crazy shit and I just got completely skullfucked.

by Jables123 June 3, 2009

skullfucked

A song by producers (Drum & Bass) "Corrupt Souls", US.
Appeared on Label BlackSunEmpire (BSE007).

"We spent the night dancing on Skullfucked"

by Chinim July 13, 2006

Skullfucked with a goat

Somewhat in relation to regular skullfucking, the popular pasttime of many men. This version involves picking up a rather large male goat and ramming it through your unfortunate friends eye socket. This may result in serious injury or death, but who the fuck cares...ITS SKULLFUCKING WITH A FUCKING GOAT!

Male 1: "Dude, did you hear about Tina?"

Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"

Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."

Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"

Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"

Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"

Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."

by Josiah Munger October 5, 2006