Skipper

A "Skipper" is someone who skips cinematics (movie parts) in games, especially in multi-player games.

"Damn it, Joel! I havn't seen that cinematic yet and you just skipped half way through. Next time I'm taking the controller off of you, Mr Skipper."

by MiTHMoN December 1, 2009

skipper

Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker

Ryan Seacrest is a skipper

by JB October 20, 2004

skipper

A guy who zooms past you on the freeway and slows down immediately after so you have to slow down. He waits in front of you for a few minutes until he gets the urge to skip again. Skipping is a serious compulsive disorder.

"Quit dickin' around and we'll get there skipper. You're slowing us down and fuckin' our rythm."

"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."

by Senora Dibiatchio October 2, 2006

Skipper

Skipper is a tweaker who need to eat and chill out. A skipper has taken far too many 3 hour tours and is likely skinny and paces often. A skipper appears to be prancing in a disagreement.

John became such a skipper when he started smoking his tours. His three hour tours became a hiatus as well as his diminished pant size becoming nonexistent.

by Brijeetah August 1, 2018

Skipper

Loves to smoke weed on a daily, EDLs main supporter with a son called Alex, DROPPED HIS ROLEX IN DP PLEASE RETURN WHEN FOUND, 21 MORRISON ROAD

LOCAL FARMER

skipper is a smackhead

by skipper11111 October 20, 2020

skipper

A girl that sleeps around with guys that work on the same funfair

She's such a skipper, she goes from trailer 2 trailer

by x-funfairgirl-x December 29, 2007

Skipper

An unruly dictator. Enjoys torturing young children while bathing their feet. Also enjoys to be petted. Insensately talks to herself. Can be lured in my cupcakes, donuts, and diet coke. Be careful around a skipper. If approached by one, fall down and play dead until she becomes confused and goes to eat a donut.

*skipper talking to herself*
"Oh my god.. Stop talking.."

by Look@thebooty December 1, 2014