Skipper is a tweaker who need to eat and chill out. A skipper has taken far too many 3 hour tours and is likely skinny and paces often. A skipper appears to be prancing in a disagreement.
John became such a skipper when he started smoking his tours. His three hour tours became a hiatus as well as his diminished pant size becoming nonexistent.
by Brijeetah August 1, 2018
Get the Skipper mug.An unruly dictator. Enjoys torturing young children while bathing their feet. Also enjoys to be petted. Insensately talks to herself. Can be lured in my cupcakes, donuts, and diet coke. Be careful around a skipper. If approached by one, fall down and play dead until she becomes confused and goes to eat a donut.
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Get the Skipper mug.by Onna Goodwon November 25, 2006
Get the Skipper mug.The person who steers a sailboat or is in charge of giving directions to the other people on the boat.
by zanny May 26, 2004
Get the skipper mug.To skip and run at the same time, during times of great joy or when you need to exit a room as obnoxiously as possible and still seem happy.
I was extremly happy at a party when suddenly a crab monster burst through the wall, so I began skippering as fast as I could away from it.
by Rawr Im a scary ghost dinosaur July 8, 2009
Get the Skippering mug.Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips class.
A slacker.
It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.
A slacker.
It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.
by kire December 29, 2007
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