Skipper

Loves to smoke weed on a daily, EDLs main supporter with a son called Alex, DROPPED HIS ROLEX IN DP PLEASE RETURN WHEN FOUND, 21 MORRISON ROAD

LOCAL FARMER

skipper is a smackhead

by skipper11111 October 20, 2020

Skipper

An unruly dictator. Enjoys torturing young children while bathing their feet. Also enjoys to be petted. Insensately talks to herself. Can be lured in my cupcakes, donuts, and diet coke. Be careful around a skipper. If approached by one, fall down and play dead until she becomes confused and goes to eat a donut.

*skipper talking to herself*
"Oh my god.. Stop talking.."

by Look@thebooty December 1, 2014

Skipper

tha coolest kid eva!has awesome hair,and pretty teeth.:)

that awesome kid in 8th grade thats supposed to be in 10th.Skipper!

by T.Skipper July 7, 2009

Skipper

crystal, or someone who is tweeking

"Hey man, you got any skipper?"

by Onna Goodwon November 25, 2006

skipper

The person who steers a sailboat or is in charge of giving directions to the other people on the boat.

The skipper looked quite pleased as he directed his boat across the lake.

by zanny May 26, 2004

Skippering

To skip and run at the same time, during times of great joy or when you need to exit a room as obnoxiously as possible and still seem happy.

I was extremly happy at a party when suddenly a crab monster burst through the wall, so I began skippering as fast as I could away from it.

by Rawr Im a scary ghost dinosaur July 8, 2009

skipper

Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips class.

A slacker.

It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.

Dave's being such a skipper...he's not been in class lately.

by kire December 29, 2007