Skidmarks

The poopie stains in your underpants after not being able to reach the toilet in time

"Yo bro, yesterday in class i got skidmarks cause the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet until i was busting!"

by Half As Funny December 10, 2022

skidmarks

When fecal material protrudes from your rectum and your clothing picks up debris. The term skidmark comes from the resemblance to tire marks on the ground.

Damn B! It smells like shit in here, dawg! I think sumbody just shit theyself or at least lef skidmarks all over they drawls.

by Pengy July 25, 2003

skidmark

when a person dosen't wipe their ass and when he is fucking a hoe she sees the skidmark

EWWWWWWW what the fuck why is there a shit stain (skidmark) on your g-string

by bowie the guy who will fuck up June 18, 2019

skidmarks

Skidmarks are usually brown, black and sometimes green, found in many exotic areas such as boxers, briefs, and panties.

You dont have skidmarks, you have the whole runway.

by Phatass September 02, 2003

skidmarks

Skidmarks, are linear shaped stains of fecal residue on the underwear, resulting from temporary efforts to resolve *Sour Ass (look up definition).

Chip had a bad case of Sour Ass, and tried to resolve the condition by digging his hand into his anus from outside of the clothing. When he got home and changed his clothes, he noticed skidmarks on his underwear, in addition to an odor of ass emitting from his fingers.

by Tom Haranger November 01, 2007

skidmarks

Fartstain. Cooney Gravy. Nicotine stains in your underwear.

When the ambulance crew wheeled Sheila into the hospital, they found she had skidmarks.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

Skidmarks

That thing what happens when your arse goes wrong

"those damn skidmarks"

by Lostnumber January 08, 2007