shomdomdobley

A large male sexual organ, a phrase popularized by youtuber ownage pranks

Donnie Wahlberg has no shomdomdobley

by Mr. Deep Posetivity October 16, 2013

Shomari

adj. Forceful, in Swahili

Shomari means forceful in the Swahili language and is a name given to boys who will grow into great warriors.

The shomari military always gets what it wants.

by RadiumEffect November 15, 2011

Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

by HoldenTits October 25, 2010

shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

by bitkahuna December 9, 2008

Shomari

Spirit walk, usually to find oneself

He took a shomari to find his true calling and cleanse his spirit.

by ShaunTheSheep1311 November 18, 2011

Global Shlomo

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.

That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.

by Volksgeist July 21, 2018

shomi and blow me

The ghetto Netflix and chill, especially for Rogers subscribers who have the Shomi bundle.

"Hey girl, Rogers hooked me up, come over for Shomi and Blow me" shomi savage netflix netflixandchill chill ghetto sexy

by FromDesWithLove September 21, 2016