Shwat Toddle

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.

noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"

by Magnitization January 17, 2008

shwaus

A word with many different meanings, mostly just replacing common words such as "what" or "hell" or any other word you can imagine.

"What the shwaus are you talking about?"

"Shwaus?"

by devdrew January 5, 2005

Shatsturbation

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.

After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.

by prosperoust February 4, 2009

Shwanson

A mans penis

"He has a big shwanson."
"The stippers had their shwansons out and everything!"

by NeciBoo September 13, 2009

shwater fairy

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

by Haje June 11, 2010

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 4, 2004

Shtats

(sh-taa-tz) A word stemming from New York used most commonly by young Russian males when silencing a woman. It is often yelled while being combined with a backhand gesture or karate chopping motion. Shtats can also be yelled after a serious accomplishment, due to excitement, randomly or to describe something as sick or dope. Shtats also works as a verb: to Shtats or shtatsing.

Stop badgering me woman! SHTATS!!!! *lifts hand*.

my boy got an rs4 SHTATS!! Let's go do all wheel drive burnouts.

You stepped on my supreme hat SHTATSSSS! That shit was limited.

I'm shtatsing around, what are you up to?

She told me she was a freshman, found out that she meant in high school... I did it anyway... SHTATSSSS!

by Lightasammo October 26, 2010