Shrimpled

After having strenuous sex multiple times, ones dick becomes shrimpled (Shrunk, Crimple, Shrimpy, and Tired)

I met a girl at the bar last night, took her home, banged her and then woke up today with my dick all shrimpled.

by stutterking20 March 18, 2013

shmimple

a she-man with pimples all over

Damn, she is a shmimple

by warren chilk October 1, 2007

Stimpleton Express

When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.

"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''

"No, what?"

"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."

"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"

by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford May 3, 2010

Shimple

When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.

Megan at badminton saying 'shimple'.

by Imogen_is_shimple July 19, 2006

Stimple

A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.

Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.

by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019

shimple

When 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.

I think I've gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.

by Mr. Furious March 28, 2005

shrimple

noun;

mix between an eyeball and a shrimp.

dont order the shrimple sushi...

by shabopshalom August 12, 2008