Shlonk

Shlonking is the act of smoking weed while shitting, and having an orgasm at the same time

Hey Jack, I heard that Mike totally shlonked weed last night.

Holy shit! Matt still smells like ass after he shlonked that weed last night.

by Gus0001 February 15, 2019

shploink

I made it up. I don't know what it means, but it makes me smile.

SHPLOINK!!! yes that's it

by Randizzle August 31, 2004

Shlonky

A Jewish way of saying Penis, Dick and/ or peen

yo my Shlonky is so long

by Bmagay June 23, 2019

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonker

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

by King definition April 21, 2015

SPLONK

A linguistic device used in comic books. Here are some sound effect examples from Batman: Bam, Boom, Plop, Splat, Thwack, Zap

1. Splonk is an onomatopoeia.
2. Spiderman punched his lights out... Ka-POW! The bad guy fell over dead- SPLONK.

by Sundancer16 April 25, 2011