Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.

Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence

by Ozmandia August 2, 2009

ShortStack

"A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust or hip size, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. Shortstacks are usually curvy ranging from bust to ass.

i love shortstack weman what can i say?

by Actual Shortstack March 14, 2023

shortcut

1. A more direct route than the customary one.
2. A means of saving time or effort.

Person #1: If you take the next right, it'll save you like ten minutes. It's a pretty handy shortcut.
Person #2: Sweet dude, thanks.

by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004

Shortcut

The longest distance between two points.

A journey of a thousand miles starts with one "I know the shortcut!".

by sleep`walker May 30, 2011

Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases

Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!

by queenbeardIII May 1, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake revenge

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night

by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.

I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!

by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020