Big Shlong Lee

A Hebrew person who refers to their genitalia as a "shlong," and proceeds to refer to themselves, as "Big Shlong Lee"

Guy: Here comes Gerald
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn

by Strickays September 5, 2017

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donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

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Shoogely

(Scottish) When something makes you shake or bounce at random and sometimes quite violently.

"Those pot holes on the road are going to make the drive to work quite shoogely!"

by Gr8 October 28, 2007

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Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

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a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

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