Today’s Mass Shooting

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

School Shooter

The person who lost a game of Kahoot

Person One: Why did this dude become a school shooter?
Person Two: Ever heard of Kahoot?

by Master Of Nations October 17, 2020

Pigeon Shooter

A brazen yet thoughtful sexual move most prominent in the south western regions of New Hampshire or North Eastern regions of modern day Czechia. This show stopper involves a male at near climax pulling out his hammer and while ejaculating on his counterparts face throwing bread crumbs from a small paper bag at said individual causing the crumbs to get stuck in the ejaculate on the individuals face. A nice touch that this presidential sized panty soaker also brings to your relationship is the ejaculate that did manage to make it halfway down your counterparts throat causing them to gargle and thus creating a “cooing” sound that could be mistaken for an adolescent pigeon to the untrained ear. For best results it is recommended this occur on an isolated park bench or historical building rooftop.

“Suzan I have never experienced anything like it. At first I thought he was going to shoot his halibut hollandaise in my two fingered fish mitten but then I got it in the face followed by half a loaf of wonder bread 9 grain so I knew at that point I had experienced the pigeon shooter”

by Stuart Mcstiffenrod June 24, 2020

shoot up the club

To cum inside a girl without a condom.

"Yo man, Katie's on the pill so when I hit that tonight I'm gonna shoot up the club."

by Phrasemaster October 2, 2013

shooting ropes

when you cum a lot and it creates the visual effect of shooting ropes out of your dick

brooo, i jerked for 1 hour last night and came shooting ropes all over the place

by denzzz April 16, 2020

Big Shoots

A Canadian term (Southern term, what bleeds into upstate Ny unintentionally...)for " Big shooter" or someone who is going too hard, too fast. Also see; someone who is clearly outmatched by your people's drinking capabilities, and/or intellectual prowess thus, reiterating the fact that they are indeed as low brow as you thought they were/are -no matter how long you have been friends... i.e. big shootsey wootsey

Don't get too wacky now Big Shoots, but If your porcupine is choking, give it the heimlich maneuver. -OR- Slow down big shoots, St. Patrick's day is tommorow...

by Uncle Treebeard January 20, 2017

i want to shoot myself

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.

"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

by Unknown number13 April 13, 2014