A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
by J Holland June 28, 2006
Get the Shoney Floater mug.A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!
"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"
"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."
"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."
by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009
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Get the Shoey mug.An in-shore wave. Usually smaller than the waves out-the-back. Slang-term used most often by surfers
by Daniel April 29, 2003
Get the shorey mug.The term SHONEY is short for "IS SHE A SHONEY?"
A question/phrase that is often used amongst the male gender for slyly asking one-another whether the member of opposite sex within the vicinity is a honey or not.
The term can also be used as a statement of acknowledgement once all parties agree she is a honey. "SHONEY!"
A question/phrase that is often used amongst the male gender for slyly asking one-another whether the member of opposite sex within the vicinity is a honey or not.
The term can also be used as a statement of acknowledgement once all parties agree she is a honey. "SHONEY!"
by TSESQ January 16, 2014
Get the SHONEY mug.A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.
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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019
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