shmey

billys made up word, to try and make him look like he has rhyming talents

me: 'hey'

billy: 'shmey'

by vee-vyan April 23, 2008

Shmey

Totally awesome person who loves hamburger helper and likes to talk to 16 year old kids on the phone all day. IE Rapist

Corey:Dude Your such a Shmey
Ashley:I know =(

by BanananaBatMan February 16, 2010

Ahmad Shmeis

Pussy eater, all women love him, best wide receiver in the world, all girls die for him, has a big dick

Girl 1: I want to fuck him
Girl 2: no me
Girl 3: he such an Ahmad Shmeis

by Pussy eater 2069 December 29, 2021

Ahmad shmeis

A pussy magnet, sexy, every girl likes, best wider receiver in the world, gets an bitch he wants

I’m such an Ahmad Shmeis

I mean yeah you have bitches

by Pussy eater 2069 December 29, 2021

yehei shmei shmuck

a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)

can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation

"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!!"

"Look what you did, you yehei shmei shmuck"

"YEHEI SHMEI SHMUCK!! I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE FUCKING HOT TUB!!!"

by lebishandwoodwootwoot March 10, 2009

Shmey

Shmey, used as a frustrated grumble, meaning "Shut-up" or "mind your own business"

Aris:"...the party was mad though man you so should have been here, bro"
Henry: "Shmey"

by The huzz May 14, 2018